you are making me lose control of my emotions and it is infuriating
Why have I been staring at this for 5 minutes?
do you know how awesome this is.
Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
"its dark im scared"
dont worry bae i got this
*sketchers light up*
Whenever I see this post all I think of is an AU where both of them are serial killers, and they’ve never met, but because they’re both on the news so often they know about each other and communicate through these security tapes. Their goals may be to kill each other but when they finally come face to face it doesn’t work like that at all..
OH MY GOD SOMEBODY WRITE IT
And I know that you would accept me too, if I told you today “Hey! Guess what? I’m gay!” (but I’m not gay)
Based on this audio x
OOC: wow didn’t see this till now! Amazing!
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM