adhoption:

argumate:

hell yeah! I never meet any hot chicks in ##USER_CITY##, it’s a total backwater!

take me down to the ##USER_CITY## where the grass is ##COLOUR## and the girls are ##USER_PREFERENCE##

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hatchan:

thenatsdorf:

Checking the water temp. (via)

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funnytwittertweets:

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tomorroejones-deactivated202209:

undeadnecromancer:

dawnblade:

i just learned from animal crossing that pondskaters stay on top of the water by secreting an oil from their feet

that seems kinda obvious in hindsight. i always figured they were just, like, light enough to not break surface tension

They do it by using fucked up and evil magic and they hate god

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soft-trans-on-tumbles:

pianissimomezzoforte:

purr-fect pitch… 

iplaytolosebitch:

Person: [Plays C, D, E, F, G, A, and B on a piano.]

Cat: [Meows a C, completing the scale]

j0jin:

It’s not even just a C, it’s the C. The correct octave and everything! This cat is a musical master 😭

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tami-taylors-hair:

hottiewitabloggie:

riseofthedruids:

ssundiall:

diet-soap:

ssundiall:

hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean

I put my bare hands in this sink and get a chemical burn so bad it oozes and bubbles nonstop for days

i have GREAT news for you

potion of cough up blood

people are so fucking stupid oh my god

Cleaning TikTok: We’ve mixed the perfect cleaning solution! 

Everyone Else: You’ve created mustard gas is what you’ve done. Your lungs look like you’ve just returned from the Western Front. 

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saint-laurel:

pisshandkerchief-deactivated202:

guerrillatech:

Holy shit that’s so cool

Do you love the color of the sky speedrun

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thyrell:

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

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widdlez:

ladyblargh:

cryinonthebusdyinlittlewuss:

elendraug:

official-lucifers-child:

justdecadentcollectiondestiny:

official-lucifers-child:

noodles-07:

official-lucifers-child:

official-lucifers-child:

why do so many animated hugs look like the coldest, most uncomfortable embraces ever?

two people in a cartoon: *hug*

me:

Meanwhile, Stuido Ghibli:

Originally posted by zechs

now THATS a hug!!! look at the movement!! look at the the arms and the closeness!!!!!

Can we make this a Studio Ghibli hugs appreciation post?

Like this one! The joy!! The pure happiness and delight!!!

yes yes yes

Originally posted by animeglitch

Originally posted by uma-o-t-o-m-e

IT DO BE ABOJT THE SQUISH

Studio Ghibli animation just has this real weight to it. Food looks like what you’d think delicious food should look like when you picture it. Hair and clothes move like you feel they’d move. Emotion is a super physical thing (have you seen ghibli characters cry, cause they cry like how it feels to cry; big wet globs of tears and faces scrunched up you FEEL that). It’s wonderful and one of my favorite things about Ghibli.

Ghibli hugs are the kind of hugs I want to give and receive.

Anyway here’s my favorite:

Originally posted by mystikitten97

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phoneus:

korriandr:

korriandr:

mads mikkelsen’s firm grasp on the kaleidomoon scope proplica is the mood for today lads

[unsettling bonelike crunching of plastic]

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